OK, you’ve got a friend or relative with whom you’ve exchanged a volley of innocent verbal jabs over the years. And his or her birthday is coming up soon. What birthday “over the hill” gift should be considered to take advantage of this opportunity to get the upper hand in the ongoing battle of wits?

Good question. Let’s give this some thoughtful consideration.

The message of the gift can’t be too harsh – but it can’t be too much of a pansy either. And it’s true that the object is to kick somebody when they’re down. However, this cheap shot must be done in a way that’s quite civil in a clowning kind of way. This may pose a problem to the one in search of a balance between the two.

So must a shopper search far and wide for this birthday “over the hill” gift? Is there even such a gift in existence that will shoot a flaming dart yet be wholly accepted by the target with a hearty chuckle? Brace yourself. There’s a solution that will easily accomplish this mission – and in little time.

That’s because there’s something known as the “Over The Hill Birthday Basket” to think about. It’s packed with stuff that will make your favorite “senior citizen” feel most blessed to have a friendly rival to keep their life exciting now and then.

The contents are a comedy show to entertain the victims of good-natured teasing. There’s a birthday “over the hill” tombstone with pills, cookies, candies, fudge popcorn and pretzel twists with the same jesting theme. A mug to commemorate the occasion is tucked in there as well.

The large-size version even includes a hearing aid replica, a “Victims Guide To Birthdays” book and even more tasty treats to consume with gleeful thoughts. This option could very well be the ultimate in providing an aging friend or relative with both a generous dose of laughter and delectable edibles.

So what’s the best way to get this gift into the right hands after a decision has been made to purchase one? How can the entire shopping mission be accomplished from start to finish within 10 to 15 minutes? Well, there’s an incredibly easy solution to reach this goal effectively and efficiently.

Just let technology do all of the work! Our friends known as Search Engines can take you exactly where to go to shop for, purchase, and have delivered one of these gut-wrenchingly funny gifts. Find a worthy purveyor online and safely use a credit card to get the task completed much sooner than later.

Your birthday “over the hill” problem has now been solved. So don’t hesitate to take this opportunity to send a message that will cause a wide-eyed chuckle for the recipient – and an immeasurable amount of giddy delight for the giver!